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I got some new slang for you all, check it:



I juiced my pluot.



This is a versatile term to be applied to many situations. After a big bike crash: I totally juiced my pluot. After a night drinking: Dude, my pluot is juiced! A missed opportunity: I really juiced my pluot on that one!



Today, quite literally, I juiced my pluot all over the inside of my bag - rendering boxer shorts and t-shirts tainted with pluot juice. Guess I have to wear my Mr. Rogers sweater all day today.