I was composing this great, epic post on my ride yesterday all about all the dead things I saw. In the first 45 minutes of the ride I saw 5 different dead animals. I figured by the end of the ride I would have seen every species in the East Bay. As it turned out I didn't see any more so here then is a boring post about the five dead things:
Poor little fox. I though you might have been a cat and then I would have been even more sadder. You made me pretty sad though.
Possum - well, you made me sad too, but you were kind of ugly looking. Not like the cute dead baby possum I saw a few weeks ago.
Raccoon - you had a beautiful fuzzy tail that reminded me of my Aster. I wish those cars (and you) would be more careful.
Skunk - you were hecka dead - like for a while now. I couldn't tell much about your personality from your carcass.
Shit, that is only four! False advertising and stupid Dr. Doolittle antics. Shame on me.
2 days ago
3 comments:
Apparently this is why I married you, and why you married me - because you can make me laugh, and I laugh at your jokes. (And vice versa, but I don't have a public blog, so there's no evidence.) That made me laugh hella hard!!
What do you mean "Apparently"!?!?!?!
I'm crying cause I'm laughing so hard! The road kill here is big-arse kangaroos... they take up the whole bike lane.
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